Month: November 2016

After news of the Internet Archive leaving the country got out yesterday, it appears the pending regime is preventing anyone else from escaping.  The Carrier company had plans to move to Mexico, but is now being forced to remain in the internment state of Indiana, home of the Vice Führer-elect.

In these dark days, it maybe be necessary to bounce around and keep our location dynamic.  While Florida’s current sub-Arctic temperatures of < 60°F will surely make this difficult, we will endure.  We have no choice.

Google Maps has renamed “Trump Tower” in New York to “Dump Tower.”  Score one for the resistance.

With still over 7 weeks remaining until the Inauguration, the Internet Archive is being proactive and fleeing to Canada to avoid Cinnamon Hitler’s censorship policies.  So begins the Trail of Pixels.

Source: http://www.theverge.com/2016/11/29/13778188/internet-archive-of-canada-backup-trump-surveillance-censorship

The resistance has begun working on a time machine.  A few Delorean DMC 12s have been found on eBay, but all the speedometers show a speed limit of 85mph… not the 88mph necessary for time travel.  The next step is to search for a few qualified mechanical engineers to increase it’s power output.

The hope is that we could go back just a year or so to remove President-elect Biff before the election or campaign, but there is real fear that we may have to travel all the way back to 1955, drastically changing the timeline…

Thanksgiving weekend has come to an end, in what many are calling “the last great feast.”  We have begun freezing and preserving all leftovers in hopes of lasting the next 4 years, but right now it’s not looking like we’ll make it too far past January.  The next month will be spent trying to find a new food source.

In other news:

• Fidel Castro is dead.
• Manny Pacquiao is insisting that a rematch with Floyd Mayweather may be in the works.  Between that and the election recount, it seemingly gives us 2 chances at a miracle.

Despite the 2 day absence, the world has not ended.  The resistance lives on.

Green Party Presidential candidate Jill Stein has raised $4.6M to contest the voting results in 3 swing states: Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.  If those 3 states all side with Hillary Clinton, Führer Trump will never become a reality.  Jill Stein has now become a hero of the resistance.  We can only hope that those in charge of the recount weren’t taught on the “common core” standard.