Month: November 2016

On the eve of Thanksgiving, President Barry (he is half white, after all) has pardoned his final turkey as Commander-in-Chief.  This may be the last turkey pardoning we see, as our Führer-elect has promised to crack down hard on turkeys.  Instead of pardoning one each year, he has promised a show of strength, and will deport one.

Here’s to making Thanksgiving great again.

This came out today:

A right-wing propaganda group led by one of Donald Trump’s top propagandists recently launched a campaign called ‘Stop Elon From Failing Again’. According to their manifesto, the initiative aims to stop Elon Musk from “defrauding” American taxpayers through his companies, Tesla and SpaceX.

Source: https://electrek.co/2016/11/22/elon-musk-right-wing-trump-propaganda-campaign-against-tesla-spacex/

The real-life Lex Luthor is trying to take down the real-life Tony Stark.  The soon-to-be leader of the free world can’t even keep comic book worlds in order.

Marvel and DC just threw up in their mouths a little.

The new regime has not yet taken power, but things continue to look worse by the day.  Our Führer-elect took to Twitter this weekend to trash the cast of the “Hamilton” Broadway show for having a polite conversation with Vice Führer-elect.  God I hope ISIS fears Twitter.

Some other random thoughts from the weekend:

• Florida continues to devolve into an arctic hell-hole.  We hit 50º F today.
• “White Lives Matter” is now apparently a thing in Texas.  No, really.
• Kanye is still a terrible, terrible person.  Just terrible.

I couldn’t send any text messages from my phone today.  It appears the new regime has already begun destroying our telecommunication infrastructure.  In these dark days, communication is critical.  I’m about to head to the store to buy as much string and as many Dixie cups as possible.

Long live the resistance.

In response to Starbucks’ CEO denouncing The Donald, Trump supporters have begun an active protest against the company.  They’re calling for people to buy more Starbucks coffee, putting each order under the name “Trump.”  The protest appears to be successful and gaining more ground, as neither Starbucks nor its employees have made any attempt to oppose it.  I fear we may be about to lose a major stronghold of the resistance… but we will endure.

The resistance will live on.  And makes it’s own coffee.