Florida’s temperature dropped to below 60° F this morning. I don’t like throwing the term “apocalypse” around, but I can’t remember the last time it was this cold. This can’t all be coincidence…
Month: November 2016
Minority Citizen’s Log, Day 9
“Trump” labeled buildings in New York are now being renamed “Scion” to avoid association with The Donald.
Toyota has also now officially killed off their Scion brand, re-focusing their their efforts to a top secret, seemingly non-automotive project, codenamed “Godzilla.” Early word out of Tokyo indicates that the Godzilla project would be a one-off production, marketed exclusively to America, and released on Inauguration Day 2017.
Minority Citizen’s Log, Day 8
Last night we had a supermoon – the moon was closer to Earth than it has been in decades. With Canada rejecting US immigration, NASA scientists were reportedly sending out signals, hoping alien life would help the resistance, or provide refuge for US citizens. A response was received, but scientists are still struggling to decipher exactly what it means…
Minority Citizen’s Log, Day 7 (Part 3)
I managed to escape the compound unharmed.. luckily there isn’t a wall. Unfortunately, both food rations I obtained earlier have been consumed. It seems tomorrow I’ll have to splurge and purchase a pitchfork and chainsaw, to eat one of the soon-to-be government issued Trump steaks. Supposedly the issue charge is only $99.99 + tax.
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Minority Citizen’s Log, Day 7 (Part 2)
I managed to sneak into the commissary and obtain 2 food rations. Hopefully one can carry me for the day, as I feel I’ll need to stash one for future use.
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