Month: December 2016

President Barry has taken action against Vladimir Putin and Russia for their cyber attack on the US by deporting 35 Russian intelligence operatives and their families, within 72 hours.  Holy shit.  As this happens, the Führer-elect continues to deny Russian involvement in the hacks, despite US intelligence consistently saying otherwise for months.  If Vladimir Putin’s side-chick continues to tout this, perhaps President Barry can deport him as well?  One can only hope.  With less than a month remaining, hope is all we have…

Yesterday, Carrie Fisher died, and today, her mother died, because FUCKYOU2016GETTHISGODDAMNYEAROVERWITHALREADY!

In the midst of this, a GoFundMe page has been created to protect Betty White: https://www.gofundme.com/help-protect-betty-white-from-2016.  This is really where we’re at now.  I can’t decide whether to laugh, cry, or facepalm.  We’re all doomed.

Our final Christmas has passed.  Unless we find a new source, all the booze is gone.

Today was cleaning day, and we did our best to get rid of everything related to 2016, but the biggest turd is still waiting for us on January 20.  In a last ditch attempt to prevent the 2017 inauguration from occurring, protests are now taking place to delay New Year’s.  Given the shit-show that was 2016, I’m not sure how I feel about this, but 2017-2020 sounds terrifying, so I may just join the protests myself.  God I hope we find more booze.

Christmas is nearing, but reality is still depressing.  Sometimes, though, little things pop up that give you hope, and this is one of them:

I mean, if they can guard the galaxy, they can guard us, right?  At least maybe this can tip off the new regime to put tape over the death button, before Scrooge McTrump accidentally hits it in one of his late-night tweet rages.

Nothing much to report today, other than we’re still here.  Christmas is near, so we’re getting to the stage of wrapping this year’s gifts and stashing gifts for the next 4 years in a bomb shelter.

The childish and insecure President-elect continues to tweet lies that he won the popular vote because… well that’s just what he does.  I’d say he’s compensating for something, but that’s a question best saved for his numerous wives and undocumented hookers.  I wonder if he’ll deport them…