The Trump famine has begun, resulting in fewer and fewer updates, but the resistance still holds strong.
President Barry has called for the construction of the Dakota Pipeline to be halted and rerouted. Activists are concerned that it won’t be finished before the inauguration, however, after which it is expected to be renamed the “Trump Pipeline” and will charge a 50% tax on the soil for licensing the name.
In other news, our Führer-elect has nominated someone named “Mad Dog” as secretary of defense, presumably because he couldn’t make a deal with Underdog. It’s unfortunate, because he usually makes great deals. He’s the best at deals.
