Tacos for lunch! Before all things Mexican are deported. Wait, what do you mean food doesn’t count? Only people? Are you sure? I don’t care, I’m not chancing it. Tacos for lunch!
No Washington DC public school marching band will perform at the Presidential inauguration. None applied. Zero. President-elect Biff has not yet tweeted about the situation, but a response is expected soon. After the initial slut-shaming of public schools and your favorite history teacher, all districts will be sued for their lunch money, and band class will be outsourced to China.
