Month: December 2016

Führer-elect Trump took offense to being named Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year.” This is presumably because he’s not a real person.  A long-running theory within the resistance has been that he’s actually a host bot from Westworld.  There is not yet any concrete evidence for that, but it’s something we’ve been hearing…

The electoral college vote takes place in 6 days.  Resistance members, politicians, shamans, trolls, elves, and everyone in between have been trying rampantly to sway electoral college voters to flip their votes and not elect Trump into office.  Some electors have vowed not to vote for him, while others have dropped out of the role completely.  It remains to be seen how many actually do flip, but the odds of enough changing to prevent Trump’s election seems very slim.

I have returned from my trip to New York.  I spent the weekend partying with other resistance members in what might be our final holiday season.  While everyone provided me with a warm welcome, the terrain of icy tundra did not.  For a second I did think that remaining in a land where I never saw the sun could better prepare me for the upcoming regime, but then I thought it better to return home and enjoy what little daylight time I had left.

I shall remain in Florida, where I can better function and the resistance needs more help.  Another day on, another day strong.

Today I venture on a journey to the island of New York.  As I wait to board, I can only wonder what the differences may be, traveling from a red state to a blue state in these troubling times.  While my mere existance in the province of Florida is met with mixed reaction, will the York of New provide a better welcoming?  Or will it gun me down like a b!@$% a$$ +!##@ who ain’t got no business in Queens?

We shall see.  If I don’t survive, don’t lose hope.  The resistance is more than one man, and will remain strong!

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, a major opponent of Donald Trump prior to the election, is now calling The Donald “America’s #1 draft pick.”  It’s a scary thought that even powerful billionaires can potentially be bought over by the incoming regime.  Perhaps it’s only a matter of time before we are all assimilated?  Perhaps.  But not today.

The resistance lives on.

Führer-elect Trump has gone on a “Victory Tour.”  No, seriously.  This is a real thing.

Somehow we’re still alive.  That is all.  Goodnight.