Minority Citizen’s Log, Day 62

Intelligence reports have confirmed that the hacks during the election were ordered directly from Vladimir Putin, but Führer-elect Trump still refuses to believe his sugar-daddy committed any wrongdoing.

Shortly following these reports, Meryl Streep made a speech against the Führer-elect’s childish actions while she accepted an award at the Golden Globes.  In response, he immediately took to Twitter and proceeded to act like a child.  Top Republican leaders have tried to get Melania to talk him into getting rid of Twitter, but she hasn’t been able to find the right words to get this message across, since it isn’t something Michelle ever had to say to Barack.

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