President Barry just finished delivering his farewell address. If that wasn’t sad enough, earlier today, CNN reported that Russia might have compromising evidence against Führer-elect Trump. Yes, you read that right… Russia has damning, embarrassing evidence on the orange-faced orangutan who flings shit in public and brags about it. I’d almost wonder what that could possibly be, buuut….
BuzzFeed later released the full 35-page intelligence report that this came from. Here is a small excerpt from the document:
So there you have it. Trump rented out the presidential suite of a Russian hotel and… WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! He had hookers pull an R. Kelly on a bed because the Obama’s previously slept there?! WT-FLYING-F?!
#10daysleft #omgthisisreallyhappening #biffwillbeourpresident #godimisscocaine
