Führer-elect Trump gave his first press conference today since winning the election. It ran for almost an hour. After the first 5 minutes, millions took to Twitter to ask the Führer-elect to get back to tweeting. I took a Xanax. I think it was a Xanax. The bottle said Advil. Or was it Viagra? FML.
President Barry presented VP Joe Biden with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, in a surprise send-off. This wasn’t because Joe wanted, needed, or necessarily deserved it, but the President knew he needed to motivate the VP to keep us fueled with Biden memes for the next 4 years. Barry’s going on vacay… save us, Joe!
