How the F did we get here?
Did CNN really air a segment illustrating that killing Trump before the inauguration would allow President Barry to assign the new President? My mind is blown right now. Or maybe I’m just hammered and that video is really a clip of ponies riding motorcycles on an ice rink? I really don’t even know anymore….
#makethenightmareend
President-elect Trump was insistent on bragging about the celebrities that will be at this inauguration… like President Obama:
Donald Trump declared that his cabinet has the highest IQ of any cabinet ever assembled. Later in the day, Rick Perry, Trump’s nominee to head the Department of Energy, admitted that he didn’t know what the Department of Energy was.
We’re definitely gonna run out of alcohol tonight…
14 hours remain until the single most destructive event this country will ever face. Brace yourselves. I’d start drinking now.
At this moment, numerous celebrities, including Robert DeNiro, Michael Moore, and Mark Ruffalo, are leading an anti-Trump protest outside Trump Tower in New York. Trump himself is speaking in Washington, repeatedly congratulating himself on his election win. I’m about to start binge-watching The Walking Dead, because the zombie apocalypse is a less depressing than this shit.
For anyone who needs something to watch in place of the event tomorrow, there is an alternative: https://www.indoguration.com/. The speeches are sure to be more interesting.
We have less than 2 days until the inauguration… FML.
Betsy Devos, Donald Trump’s nominee for Secretary of Education, was in the Senate today for her confirmation hearing. Over the course of multiple hours she was thoroughly questioned, and subsequently embarrassed, by the likes of Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Al Franken, and anyone who knew how to read. She didn’t know the definitions of the words “proficient” or “growth” and said that we should have guns in schools to protect against grizzly bears. She’s almost as unqualified to be Secretary of Education as Trump is to be President, but this is the world we live in now…
I’ve given this advice to friends privately, but I feel it’s only right to share it with everyone: do not have kids while Trump is President. They’re gonna be dumb AF.
