Despite the lack of updates, I have not traveled anywhere these past few days, and thus have not been deported in accordance with Trump’s we-think-you-might-be-Muslim-and-Muslims-are-bad ban.
Secretary of the Press, Sean Spicer, continues to make press appearances addressing President Trump’s actions. His wise uses of time most recently have amounted to:
- Getting into pissing matches with reporters for asking questions.
- Berating news outlets for reporting the news.
- Insisting that the travel “ban” isn’t a “ban” just a day after both he and President Trump referred to it as a “ban.” (Yay for words!)
- Defending the detainment of a 5-year old boy, because instead of being a strong nation, we’re a bunch of pussies who are afraid of a 5-year old who just got off a plane just because he’s brown.
To top it off, he retweeted the following from The Onion, which called him out for being a lying stupid dipshit. Yea, this guy gets it…
You nailed it. Period! https://t.co/AUmS1C222b
— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) January 29, 2017
