During Donald Trump’s NAFTA negotiation discussion aired yesterday, and he said something about “statutory limitations” at least 3 times in a row. Someone should inform him that he doesn’t have to worry about statutory limitations anymore; Ivanka is of legal age.
Every time I hear Sean Spicer (or anyone, really) utter the words “President” and “Trump” in succession, I vomit a little bit. My evil conscience says to me: “we should kill him.” My good conscience then steps in: “No, let him live and take away his Twitter. His head will explode before the sun goes down.”
Is it me, or does Sean Spicer always look like he just shit his pants?
…maybe he’s just bracing for the impending war on kangaroos?
Happy Super Bowl, everyone, and long live the resistance!
