Führer-elect Trump has demanded the names of all individuals in the US Energy Department who worked on climate change. President Barry has refused to give these names, but with his time in office coming to an end, few believe this will be the end of this chapter. The resistance is currently scrambling to find shelter for all of these individuals before Orange Hitler is able to round them up.
Kanye West and The Donald were spotted taking pictures together at Trump Tower yesterday. For the first time in his life, Kanye had nothing to say. My initial guess would’ve been that he’s the front-runner to become Secretary of Bullshit, but the new administration has promised to merge that title with that of President. One thing is for certain, though: Kanye has been assimilated. The resistance feels no loss.
