In what may have been our final MLK holiday yesterday, our Führer-elect took to Twitter to attack John Lewis. John Lewis is a Democratic Representative for Georgia, a civil rights activist, and of course, an African American. Trump attacked him on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday because…. why not. Seriously, I can’t make this shit up.
In other news, our retard-elect tweeted how great his daughter Ivanka is, but got the wrong Ivanka… BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO HIS OWN FUCKING DAUGHTER IS. Although I guess when you’ve publicly said, over and over again, that you wanna bang your own daughter, then maybe confusing her with a complete stranger is for the best? (Ugh… I really just wrote that… I think I’m gonna go throw up now.)