Still not the hangover I was looking for.
Somehow half a bottle of vodka has gone missing. Not done, I mean missing. Like we decapitated that shit.
Minority Citizen’s Log, Day 1 – post incident
Retrieving thoughts. The Canadian Immigration site crashed last night. It f#$%ing crashed! God help us all.
Had some in-depth conversations with some friends that evolved into discussions about MOTUS (MILF of the United States). Lots of alcohol involved. Little alcohol remaining.
WTF JUST HAPPENED?! — the incident
The Associated Press just called it. Donald Trump is the President-elect. God help us all.
The writing is on the wall – day of incident
The Clinton campaign chair is sending everyone home. They’ve conceded. This is academic. Holy shit, is this really happening??
Trevor Noah is sad – day of incident
Trevor Noah just ended The Daily Show by telling us not to react to the result like Trump would. I just warned all of my friends not to have kids for at least 4 years.
This can’t all be real.
